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Male Performer Chat: Laughter is the best Medicine

Created by: Sexy Emanuell

8/29/13 @ 12:33pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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A man went to an online job interview,
BOSS: Name?
MAN: Jack
BOSS: Age?
MAN: 26
BOSS: Sex?
MAN: 3 times a day.
BOSS: No, your sex?
MAN: Yes, yes. 3 times.
BOSS: Gender!
MAN: Anything , as long as it turns you on.

uahahahaa

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9/4/13 @ 7:26am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

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9/4/13 @ 9:09am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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)) haha

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9/5/13 @ 6:39am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."

The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied.

The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself. These are my cookies!"

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9/6/13 @ 11:21am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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A guy goes to the store to buy condoms.
"Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."

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Created by: Dave Cannon

9/6/13 @ 9:06pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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What's the difference between "oooooo" and "AAAHHH!!"?

about three inches ;)

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9/7/13 @ 3:21am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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A guy goes to the store to buy condoms.
"Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."

hahaha

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9/7/13 @ 3:23am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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What's the difference between "oooooo" and "AAAHHH!!"?

about three inches ;)

Thats not a joke ..its a fact ..something real lol !!!

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9/7/13 @ 4:32am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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So a farmer goes inside his house with a sheep in his arms, and his wife is in the kitchen. The farmer says, "Honey, this is the pig I'm fucking!". His wife looks over and says, "That's not a pig! That's a sheep!", and the farmer says, "I wasn't talking to you!".

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex you dress yourself.

Moral of the story: No one helps you once you're fucked.

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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

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Created by: Josh Polk

9/9/13 @ 2:49pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

JAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJJA LOCO DIABLO

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9/9/13 @ 3:15pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

hahaha

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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.
When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true.The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.

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Boy: What's it called when 3 people have sex?
Girl: A threesom
Boy: What's it called when two people have sex?
Girl: A twosome
Boy: Now you know why they call me handsome (;

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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
Nobody stands up.
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
Little Johnny stands up.
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

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9/14/13 @ 5:12am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend?
A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!

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One day people boarded an airplane, two hours into the flight the pilot announces they are going to crash and there is no chance for survival. Just after a woman jumps up and asked if there is any man that can make her feel like a woman one last time before she dies. A man gets up rips off his shirt throws it at her an says here iron this.

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C h i l d r e n in the backseat can cause accidents.
Accidents in the backseat can cause c h i l d r e n.

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